I was very much confused with what title must b given to this article.
The first one that clicked was ROOM-'MATING' KADAMB. (yeah, I know what mating mean by. And believe me, he f**ks my mind everyday)
Second one was, LIVING WITH KADAMB. (but I was unsure whether one cud call it living. this hell of a human being never can let anyone live. )
B4 I ended up with SHARING ROOM WITH KADAMB, there was a MY ROOMIE KADAMB, a FLAT-MATES.... .... ....( and the list of never-gonna-be titles continues) .... but there was one thing for sure, this word 'KADAMB' was definitely going to make a place in the title of this article. So that the readers must get an exact idea of how horrible this article is gonna be.
There is one thing in common between our fore fathers (apes) and kadamb kaluskar, BOTH R EQUALLY CIVILIZED. A sightliest of chance , and apes would have behaved better !. With his absolute zero dressing sense, kadamb may reach mall (or multiplex, or cineplex, railway station, or @ his relatives' place) in whatever he is wearing. And wud afterwards say, aalas aata hai be, kaun baar baar kapde badle or many a times jaanta hi kaun hai apne ko wahan pe.! He finds it comfortable to sleep in denims!!!
He is the laziest of the persons I've ever met in my life. An instance that I recall from my kota days - "Time was about 2 o' clock (noon). Kadamb was sleeping. All other flat-mates were preparing to have lunch in the next room, and some-one asked him to join. Kadamb refused saying - kaun jayega gate tak dabba uthane.!! ( :-O )."
'Gate' was hardly 20 steps away from our gr8 gr8 kadamb ji kaluskar. Had this phrase been heard by 'gate' , it wud definitely have shifted itself towards kadamb.
Well, this is just beginning. No-one knows how much have I suffered this disease known as kadamb (thank god, this is a very selective disease. otherwise prayers and medicine, both wud fall short of curing our human species.)
His love for movies can't be denied. He, alone, has seen more bad movies than Uday Chopra and Tushar Kapoor combined have given(To date . I'm not sure whether they{uday and tushar} r still interested in giving bad movies ). Not that he only has seen bad movies, but I can't recall many of his reviews other than saala chutiya bana diya...ghatiya movie.!!
Being room-mates with kadamb, I would suggest this human specie - NEVER GET IN ANY ARGUMENT WITH KADAMB . I can't remember any argument that i've won against him. May the topic be anything, from BILL CLINTON to AMUL MACHO (ye to bada toing hai wala). kadamb is no beat in argument.
He is an Indian version of BARNEY STINSON* (minus barney's womanising capacities). Same humour, same choices.
I believe that he is one amongst the sharpest minds of India ** . People remembers dialogues from their favourite movies, kadamb remembers most of the dialogues he've heard. people remember questions and answers, He remembers whole theory (it amazes me, that he reads Q & A from shivani and remembers theory related to ques. )
Well, this is not all. But I can't type any further.
All for now, will soon return with sequel.
Thanks Mr. kadamb kaluskar for being a so special friend that without a second's hesitation I was able to decide that i m going to write this honest opinion of mine on yu. (but I know that this is gonna hurt me a big time.)
* remember BARNEY STINSON from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.
** only after my dear friend VIPIN TIWARI.
