Friday, April 2, 2010

general cond. of an IIT aspirant..

Kya kare hum, kise bataen???
ki padhai-wadhai hum na kar payen!!

kitabi baatein samajhna ho gaya hai hamare liye doobhar,
lagta hai bhagwaan ne bhar rakha hai dimag main sirf gobar hi gobar

barahwi(12th) main to cheating kar li, aa jayenge number achhe!
par JEE dene ke liye hum abhi bhi hain kachche.

JEE kya, hum to TRIPLE-E dene ke liye bhi hain kachche,
humse to achhi cond. main honge shashkiya shala main padhne wale bachche.

waise bhi ab bache hain JEE main din 9, WITTY main solah,
ye sab ho jane k baad hume bechna padega bade bazar main barf ka gola .

garmiyon k baad humko lagana padega sabji ka thela,
gali-gali ghoom kar hum chillaya karenge -- kela le lo kela!!!!

jyotish kehte hian beta tera future hai bright
ab unhe kaun samjhaye- its just effect of sunlight.

padhai ki rahi-sahi kasar ko khatam kar diya pitaji ne dilwa kar internet connection,
aur har shaam hum dekhte hain IPL (with pitaji) chhod k padhai wadhai ki saari tension.

BITS-VIT main ho gaya mera selection to main maanoonga khud ko kismat ka dhani,
aur agar IIT main ho gaya, tab to aap le jana uthakar mere ghar ki saari money!!